Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis