Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!