How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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What did one Redditor say to another?

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.