How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What did one Redditor say to another?

removed

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!