What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Proton Jokes More Proton Jokes

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.