What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!