What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.