Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.