Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!