How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.