How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.