Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.