What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult