Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
The answer may shock you.
A: Divorced
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He was invited to thunday math.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
In case he gets a hole in one.
A paracetamole!
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
I think we're in sink."
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
