What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here