Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever