Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever