How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.