What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Because the only constant is change.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Seizure Salad
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
