What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.