What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"