What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.