Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran