You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
HIYAH!
My car can hit 50.
Poke 'em on.
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
She must have called a 1,000 times
Credit to Bo Burnham.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
A seasoned veteran.
America.
