Credit to Bo Burnham.
He said he can't elope.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
He parks his car, man.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Allahu Akhbarrrr"
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
