Credit to Bo Burnham.
Because he never left the pub.
Because he was Snowden.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
30 because that's peasants work.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)