What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "