Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in