Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.