Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!