The ring bearer had an erection.
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Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
Raise a family.
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A new last name
A new last name!
A cloud.
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
No, John! can't see
They toasted the bride and groom.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Patty O'Furniture.
A different bar.
A last name
Middle school.
