The ring bearer had an erection.
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Coffee Mug
Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
To get to the other bride!
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
She was wearing mittens
She had mittens on.
Invite two of them.
Because they always bring boos.
They are used to being chaste.
Logger-rhythms.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
Someone who is fed up with people.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone
