What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.