One less drunk.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Dry ice lacks of water.
He had lost a deer friend
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...