How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack