How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*