How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine