Mourning wood!
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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
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You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
The posters
A: A fence.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Thanks Verstappen.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
he kept coffin
Mournin'
He was homogeneous
He encrypted it
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because all of the servers are busy.
Because they lacked common scents...
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
