How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".