Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.