How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon