How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.