What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!