What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun