You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A bulldozer.
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Start a war.
When they start to like spankings
You turn off the lights.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
AIDS.
He was turning things over in his mind.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
TVs are getting heavier.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Neighbor
Patty O'Furniture
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
You don't. The police shoot you.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
They fence it.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Its not that hard
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*