What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte