What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte