What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil