Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....