Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!