Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....