When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.