What colour pants do you need to start ...

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki