How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly