How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.