What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.