Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.