Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force