What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.