What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.