Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!