Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.