Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.