Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The