Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names