Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.