Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.