How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".