Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".