What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !