What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!