What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.