What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*