Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!