Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)