Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.