Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.