What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.