Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.