Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!