Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!