Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.