What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en